counter-facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

counter-facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

juniepops:

Fucking the weed man for weed. Fucking the texts man for texts. Fucking the milk man for milk. Fucking the egg man for rrrrROBOTS to TROUNCE that pesky porcupine!

lunarlagomorph:

Me too

noritaro:

noritaro:

concept!!! “there’s only one bed” fic but set in here

dbphantom:

assassinbugs:

assign animal ears to the person you reblogged this from!!

Bunny

Cat

Dog

Bear

Bat

Fox

Deer

Tiger

Something else [put it in the tags]

human ears

himbofisher:

scalded:

always worth mentioning that this was literally tim heidecker

mosthuggableffxiv:

I’ve seen a couple of people share their WoL’s chocobo’s names so far, and they’re all ready cute, so I’m gonna take advantage of my platform to ask:

What’s your WoL’s chocobo’s name?

I’ll start: mine is Edwin! Because he kinda looks like an Edwin.

teathattast:

teathattast:

wagoo wagoo

Hell yeah brother wagoo wagoo